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Anderhammer

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Dear RNG
« on: 04:15:17 - 07/20/09 »
In this topic we write open letters to the RNG expressing our thanks for, rage at, and/or grief caused by the whims of Fate.

I'll start us off.

Dear RNG:

How are you?  I know it's been a long time since I wrote, but I'm terrible at keeping touch with people, and where I live, there are no trees.  It took me a very long time to peel off a sufficient amount of skin that would stay together when dried and take ink well when written upon.

Anyway, I'll get right to the point.  Cry of the Earth was a lot of fun, and I don't even mind that I didn't get a single Grallan's Rancor in 30 runs.  But my more recent shenanigans involving one Wilrynn of Night Tear are worthy of more concern.  Many useful items drop from that fight, and I am thankful for all the Chimaera Bones... but would it kill you to drop a charm besides Moondrop Water?

Say hi to the kids for me, and tell Hermes I hope his shin splints get better.

xoxo

Ander
« Last Edit: 04:24:36 - 07/20/09 by Anderhammer »

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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #1 on: 07:02:24 - 07/20/09 »
Dear RNG,

I'm doubting the information in the wiki now..I've been running "The Cure" for days now and all it ever drops are Mind Cheers which I don't have a stat for...
I'm waiting for your reply and prove my doubts wrong...


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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #2 on: 10:43:38 - 07/20/09 »
Dear RNG,

I know we're living in a world of perfect fairness, and you, being the highest of all its lords, decide the rich and the poor,
the gourmet and the hungry, the happy and the sad panda, the noob-who-gets-his-epic-on-his-first-dungeon-run and
the farmer-who'd-go-bed-every-night-weeping.

Nevertheless, please just admit that you're not being fair at all. Because, hell, why the meteor hasn't stricken yet my
neighbor's house which has more than 100 bunnies in it. No matter which rule you run, bunnies should just die in fire
(and become roast).

Sincerely yours,

Nipal


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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #3 on: 12:49:50 - 07/20/09 »
Dearest RNG,

I'll keep things simple. Screw you.

I'll take Lady Luck over you any day, you traitorous obvscum.

To you with love,

Kyoudou

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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #4 on: 17:22:15 - 07/20/09 »
Damn Dear RNG.

I just want to thank you for all the Basilisk Pies you granted me from coliseum and that I will not eat.
I would like to eat Drakeling Wings, you know?

Ahh! And thank you for not leading me to the right path for events in Eclis. I'm sure that over my 400 AP points spent on gathering and didn't find anything (And I know just 3 places in Eclis) made you laugh a little bit.

Hugs.
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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #5 on: 17:40:37 - 07/20/09 »
Dear RNG,

I know this might be a ridculous question coming from me, but why can't you let me run projection? I have a decently made projection deck, but yet, it works when you want a good laugh. So while you are helping out all of those OP wardens, think about the weirdest pyro in the land, me, who tries to run projection, but rarely suceeds.

Also another thing, why do you hate my summoner? I would run Narkel on it, and for what? An orb of illusions without any illusion dust. Don't get me wrong, when you do like me, you may drop 4 in one run, but then for 4-5 more runs, a maxiumum of one dust is allowed before you grace me with illusion dust heaven.

And please help my little inquisitor with KoNM today, he needs the whips.

Your little pawn,
  Deathlyone, Deathlytwo, Deathlythree, Rilaesuir


P.S. Can you drop Lizard Gland Poweder from time to time!!!!!!
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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #6 on: 20:09:27 - 07/20/09 »
Dear RNG,

Alfador does not like being passed up for public 2v2 and 3v3 for like the third time in a row.

Love,

Alfador's player

edit:

Not going to claim that whining about it in a public forum has magically caused my luck to change, but

Anderhammer receives charm : [Ukko's Indifference]

over the years, it's sure happened an awful lot.

You still owe me, RNG.

xoxo

- Ander
« Last Edit: 08:40:10 - 07/21/09 by Anderhammer »

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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #7 on: 11:57:16 - 07/21/09 »
Dear RNG,

How I can express my feelings towards you in this simple letter?
I have no words in my simple head... only that I... really LOVE YOU!!!
Can You imagine, first free CoC fights downed from first try!
And even loot was decent, but I would have never asked more!!!
You rule!! Keep up the good work!!

Cheers mate,

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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #8 on: 14:35:17 - 07/21/09 »
Dearest RNG,

I appreciate your attempts to try and get into my pants like the people I know at school,

But you need to try harder, love.

Salutations,

Kyoudou

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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #9 on: 17:28:50 - 07/21/09 »
Relayed from another account:

RNG, sir.
Stop giving me Brutal Axes and give me my final Quick Blade already.  D:
Have a good day, sir.
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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #10 on: 20:58:56 - 07/21/09 »
Dear RNG, you've been pretty nice to me over the time I've known you.
We have our problems from time to time, like when you decided to give me 12 Quick Blade before I recieved my final Brutal Axe. Or just recently after doing about 20 Escorting Chopley first fight runs and I only recieved 1 Rapier and 3 Glyphed Helm. Or that one of my charaters after 30 runs of Old Sylan Map didn't recieve a single Invoke Defender.
But all couples have problems and disagreements and why should we be any different?
I hope to continue this fine relationship and wish you all the best.

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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #11 on: 19:51:03 - 07/22/09 »
I have two Claws of Dark Wisdom in my PVP gear. Both of them will play 100 percent of the time when I'm attacked by a pyromaniac. I have five Openings. One of them will play 25 percent of the time when I'm attacked by a pyromaniac.

In short, I have your dog and if you don't knock it off, I'm going to shoot it.

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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #12 on: 22:34:53 - 07/22/09 »
Dear RNG:

I like my Ukko's Indifference.  It's a pretty cool guy; it protects my guildmates and doesn't afraid of anything.

Knock off the fucking Moondrop Water already.  I have 1 Ukko's and 1 Side Effect.

xoxo

Ander

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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #13 on: 01:48:10 - 07/23/09 »
Also, if you make me discover everything else in Eversweep before discovering Haunted Abyss. I will make your dog suffer first. A lot.

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Re: Dear RNG
« Reply #14 on: 02:14:58 - 07/23/09 »
Dear RNG,
             Sometimes your very nice. Helping me pass dungeons before i run out of AP, and get all the charms i want/need, on the first time. But, other times your EVIL and dont even let me pass the first fight, i mean its not even close...... GRRRRrrr..

             hugs and kisses
                  Jmack
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